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Advantage Antics

As the dishes did not get done last night and Billie over heard Errol and John saying how they shouldn’t have to do dishes all hell broke loose. The end result this morning was an argument between team Leanne and Billie vs. John which resulted in john not doing the dishes and Leanne throwing all cups in the bin.

Scott Noel and myself thought it would be a great idea to order dominos to work in the middle of our shift. Errol did not seem to be on the same train of thought as us and was rather pissed off at such antics. He then decided to voice his opinion to robyn who like Switzerland stayed nutural. That could be do to the fact I gave her a slice of pizza of which she did the math and worked out the cost of the individual slice and tried to pay me for it. Such payment was not accepted so she said she would burn 6 candles for me.

The man who makes coming to work fun.

Today began what seemed an strange shift at advantage. There was no arguing, pets in the office, no bad jokes being repeated, no emails printed up as no reads them when they are sent. Then it happened Pauline rang the office using an alias so she didn’t get told off on the phone about her behaviour. She then asked for john and went crazy abusing him about going through her desk draw then burst into tears. Then I thought how silly of me to think today would be different to any other day here.

Tonight john oneil decided to help robyn lower her cholestorel and help her manage her diabities by eating all her chips. Robyn was less than impressed with this.

Today again the indians at advantage asked “is the food in the fridge for everyone” even though they get told it is not they still eat it.

I hve come to the conclusion that advantage is ran like a primary school during the day shift. Then at night it’s like a boot camp and the staff are prisoners of war with Sargent errol in charge.

Sitting here alone I have now noticed the racial tension within advantage. There is the “white” section where everyone is chatty and friendly, then there is “mirrabooka bus station” where people like me are segregated from the social norm of advantage.

The results are in from tonights outing to the casino. Bille – up, Ben – up, Scott – down and Stuart – down. Casino war was quite good at first but then greed set in. Ah well shit happens. But never fear casino on the words of arnie “I’ll be back”.

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